Cuts+More™ Scissors

Cuts+More™ is the Swiss Army knife of scissors. Two 9-inch blades of steel and titanium along with innovative design allows the wielder to brave countless cutting or opening scenarios. With an included scissors sharpener and lifetime warranty, these scissors can accompany you forever. Plus, the take-apart design allows the titanium coated blade to become a shank!
But if you do use the shank on someone, don’t expect to have one around in the slammer.
$19.99 @ Fiskars.com
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